Swinging baby. The graph shows the last 10 days of play. Its more like 7 days of actual play and as you can see, I’ve been putting in the hands and just not getting the results. Everybody always talks about red, green and blue lines but I’m not sure what any of them mean really. It’s just pretty clear to me that even when 12 tabling 8 hours a day, variance can still kick your ass. I really am trying to save up to buy a house and want to have enough by March 09 to do so POKER GODS LISTEN UP: Please boomswitch switch me ASAP. I’d like to dominate $200 NL for like 20k hands, move up to $400 NL and crush for like ~$60k. This would allow me to buy a sick house in March and generally rock at life. I’m going to take a bath in lavender oil right now to appease the poker gods.

Losing money:



Nice cooler:

PokerStars Game #22348703787: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2008/11/25 8:14:46 ET
Table 'Lena' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: rolonrolon ($554.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Kobrakai27 ($201 in chips)
Seat 3: DonKaleone ($225 in chips)
Seat 4: Starbuck2802 ($359 in chips)
Seat 5: Luciferian ($56 in chips)
Seat 6: jamsax333833 ($480.10 in chips)
Kobrakai27: posts small blind $1
DonKaleone: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rolonrolon [3c 3h]
Starbuck2802: folds
Luciferian: folds
jamsax333833: calls $2
rolonrolon: raises $6 to $8
Kobrakai27: folds
DonKaleone: folds
jamsax333833: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [3s 5s As]
jamsax333833: checks
rolonrolon: bets $18
jamsax333833: calls $18
*** TURN *** [3s 5s As] [Js]
jamsax333833: checks
rolonrolon: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 5s As Js] [5c]
jamsax333833: bets $38
rolonrolon: raises $200 to $238
jamsax333833: raises $216.10 to $454.10 and is all-in
rolonrolon: calls $216.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jamsax333833: shows [Ac 5d] (a full house, Fives full of Aces)
rolonrolon: mucks hand
jamsax333833 collected $960.20 from pot
rolonrolon said, "so sick"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $963.20 | Rake $3
Board [3s 5s As Js 5c]
Seat 1: rolonrolon (button) mucked [3c 3h]
Seat 2: Kobrakai27 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: DonKaleone (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Starbuck2802 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Luciferian folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jamsax333833 showed [Ac 5d] and won ($960.20) with a full house, Fives full of Aces


I obv. can't just call on the river but MAYBE I can fold when reships as I have the nut low FH BUT he was really bad and has the Ks at least 25% of the time here. Oh well, once I start coolering other people my graph is going to be so sexy.